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    Quote Originally Posted by hypervole View Post
    For proper vampire novels, movies, and other works of fiction, see:


    And whatever you do, avoid The Vampire Diaries. Good lord, it's like Twilight meets One Tree Hill. :vomit:
    You forgot two notable mentions...
    - Interview With a Vampire
    - Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate (Anime)

    My two personal favorite vampire stories. If you want to see Dracula act like a true psychopath and murderer, watch that anime series. To call him insane would be an understatement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHiFT View Post
    You forgot two notable mentions...
    - Interview With a Vampire
    - Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate (Anime)

    My two personal favorite vampire stories. If you want to see Dracula act like a true psychopath and murderer, watch that anime series. To call him insane would be an understatement.

    LOL you FAIL so hard. Ann Rice ( the first thing he mentioned ) wrote interview with a vampire

    Interview with a vampire was # 1 in her series known as "The Vampire Chronicles" with 10 books. I've read all but the newest one.

    Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned, Tale of the Body Thief, and much more... all written by her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hypervole View Post
    Twilight "vampires" date emo high school chicks.

    Real vampires have orgies with dozens of beautiful women. And then feed on all of them. Then have sex with them all again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stlunatik806 View Post
    LOL you FAIL so hard. Ann Rice ( the first thing he mentioned ) wrote interview with a vampire

    Interview with a vampire was # 1 in her series known as "The Vampire Chronicles" with 10 books. I've read all but the newest one.

    Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned, Tale of the Body Thief, and much more... all written by her.
    Wow...my brain must be off. I actually own both the movie and the book. Now I feel like a retard.
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    lol, sorry, I love Anne Rice's books and I always tell girls to read a real vampire story and I always suggest that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stlunatik806 View Post
    lol, sorry, I love Anne Rice's books and I always tell girls to read a real vampire story and I always suggest that.
    I prefer Ann Frank's Vampire Diary series.
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    wow so true.

    i refuse to read it, altho i have to see the movies with the gf
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    Half of the people that make fun of the Twilight series have never even read the books. Also, the books a geared towards a FEMALE audience. I could easily belittle and criticize something that was distinctly appealing to males...but I am smarter than that.

    The typical complaint from males about Twilight is Edward...usually calling him a "faggot". This would only lead one to believe that the comment was derived from insecurities and jealousy...and I have seen a lot of males from xceed and that makes the latter understandable.

    If your issue is more based on the differences of the Twilight vampire and the traditionally known vampire, than that makes more of a valid argument. Die hard vampire fans are not going to like this "new" vampire. And that's fine, but as stated before these books were designed to appeal to the female audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnluckyAlice13 View Post
    Half of the people that make fun of the Twilight series have never even read the books. Also, the books a geared towards a FEMALE audience. I could easily belittle and criticize something that was distinctly appealing to males...but I am smarter than that.

    The typical complaint from males about Twilight is Edward...usually calling him a "faggot". This would only lead one to believe that the comment was derived from insecurities and jealousy...and I have seen a lot of males from xceed and that makes the latter understandable.

    If your issue is more based on the differences of the Twilight vampire and the traditionally known vampire, than that makes more of a valid argument. Die hard vampire fans are not going to like this "new" vampire. And that's fine, but as stated before these books were designed to appeal to the female audience.

    I'm a good sport and understand that everyone is entitled to their opinion and that is mine
    x2! im with you amber! i lovvve twilight...and all the people that were bitching when i went to new moon at midnight were guys that were jealous cause there wifes and girlfriends were drooling over edward or bitching it sucks cause its not an action packed killfest.
    I have read all the books and did before any of the movies came out and i have been a fan since. Most women like it because its a modern day romeo and juliet except romeo and juliet have real world challenges and cant just use suicide to run away from the fact that the world will not allow them to be together. thats why so many women love it. every girl wants a fairytale...were raised to be like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen1DsmChick View Post
    Most women like it because its a modern day romeo and juliet except romeo and juliet have real world challenges and cant just use suicide to run away from the fact that the world will not allow them to be together.
    You're fucking with us right? Didn't know that having a Vampire significant other was a modern real world challenge? and in the 2nd movie didn't they BOTH try committing suicide? (gf made me watch it like I'm sure a few others on here had to). Girls like it for the same reason that was explained in the original post, and as you said because it gives them something to fantasize about, The "perfect" guy for them.

    I just cant let go the fact that in trying to change the way we saw vampires that she made them such pussies, Sparkling in the sunlight? really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrfatride View Post
    OMG LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnluckyAlice13 View Post
    Half of the people that make fun of the Twilight series have never even read the books. Also, the books a geared towards a FEMALE audience. I could easily belittle and criticize something that was distinctly appealing to males...but I am smarter than that.

    The typical complaint from males about Twilight is Edward...usually calling him a "faggot". This would only lead one to believe that the comment was derived from insecurities and jealousy...and I have seen a lot of males from xceed and that makes the latter understandable.

    If your issue is more based on the differences of the Twilight vampire and the traditionally known vampire, than that makes more of a valid argument. Die hard vampire fans are not going to like this "new" vampire. And that's fine, but as stated before these books were designed to appeal to the female audience.

    I'm a good sport and understand that everyone is entitled to their opinion and that is mine


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    lol i'l be honest i didnt read ANY of that lol
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