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    Quote Originally Posted by TimJim View Post
    Pretty sure Ryan just healed my car
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    Quote Originally Posted by TimJim View Post
    Pretty sure Ryan just healed my car
    I didn't heal it, I un-fucked up my fuck up. Well, aside from the trans job.

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    Ahh the trolls are out enforce for mispelling tonight it seems. RAISE POST COUNT BY BEING GRAMMAR NAZI GO!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASH View Post
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    Instead of buying a Fleshlight for like $50 online, I cut off the top to a shampoo bottle and filled it with slices of bologna for only $5.46!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Quickblade View Post
    Ahh the trolls are out enforce for mispelling tonight it seems. RAISE POST COUNT BY BEING GRAMMAR NAZI GO!


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    Looks like I got the pocket bike sprocket 'mostly' straightened out and aligned. The tail still needs to be repaired but I'm thinking some holes and steel wire will stitch that up.

    Boat needs a new crank seal in the timing cover. I've also spent way too much money in the last couple of weeks. Hopefully I can save some before the new boat's motor comes out of the shop, gonna be about a grand right there.

    The rain has me feeling like a caged animal, I'm all fidgety. Gotta accomplish something tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye DC5 View Post
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    Almost have this bottle of wine polished off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tt300zxFREAK View Post
    Almost have this bottle of wine polished off.
    That's a good time right there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye DC5 View Post
    Instead of buying a Fleshlight for like $50 online, I cut off the top to a shampoo bottle and filled it with slices of bologna for only $5.46!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89QuestKid View Post
    I've also spent way too much money in the last couple of weeks.
    I feel ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASH View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASH View Post
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    Ugghhhhhh fuckkkkk hot as shit... can't sleep...

    My computer ambient temp is like 120F. it never gets that hot.
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    Well sure. But they have a name for that.

    It's called rape.
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    Whores!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Quickblade View Post
    slooooooooooooooooooooooooooores
    I want to do something with this extra engine i have, instead of let it sit here.

    But my car needs body work and a paint job so badly.
    Quote Originally Posted by erat View Post
    Well sure. But they have a name for that.

    It's called rape.
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    Seriously!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by erat View Post
    I want to do something with this extra engine i have, instead of let it sit here.

    But my car needs body work and a paint job so badly.
    Function>Form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isawred41 View Post
    Seriously!?
    Seriously
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